The Nativity of Goozus: A Goozex Story
This is my entry for the "Deck the Halls with Goozex Games" contest. The dialogue for the video is below. Enjoy! Comment in the forum thread! http://www.goozex.com/communit... long time ago, in an alternate universe than the last time I narrated one of these videos, there was a splendid young couple who went by the names of Joseph and Mary. Mary had become mysteriously pregnant, and soon she was contacted by a flying woman in white robes who told her that she was the chosen one and that her son is actually the son of Goozex (or God as he is commonly referred to in literature) and that she must now name her son Goozus to reflect his holy lineage.You know what rhymes with Goozex, right? Hot sex—fornication, but thats not what happened when Joseph learned the news.Joseph is like, Damn, I wanted to name him, and Marys like, Well, too bad, I was just contacted by a flying woman in white robes. Now how cool is that? Joseph says, Pretty cool, so it was settled then and there. While they were arguing, the ruler of the land said that everyone needs to go home and be taxed and Josephs like, Well, thats inconvenient, and Marys like Yeah, Im sort of pregnant. Joseph says, You look like a whale! and they set off towards Goozestan where Joseph was born.When they got to Goozestan there wasnt anywhere for them to stay, so some guy is like You can chill with my animals in the stable, and Josephs like, Sweet deal. Soon Mary gives birth to baby Goozus, who just happened to have a wondrously large beard.The robed phantom came back and started bothering a bunch of shepherds at a LAN party who thought theyd get free pizza if they went to see Goozus. They didnt, and were sad. A little while later three managers of used games stores saw a bright $ sign in the sky so they immediately went to go check it out.Of course, the only thing they saw when they got their was Goozus and his parents, but not wanting to seem as evil as they actually were they gave Goozus used copies of World War Two: The Video Game, Roster Update 37, and World of Wish-they-could-be-Craft, which didnt cut too much into their bottom line.When baby Goozus got the games he said Goo-goo-gaa-gaa-GOOZEX! and then proceeded to trade the games with other small children in Goozestan. Later in life he hired a capitalist mercenary named Santa Claus to facilitate the process, and soon giving and receiving gifts became a normal part of life. Now every year around Goozus birthday (and other religious-type events if you want to get really politically correct or something) people trade and give games to other people as presents, spreading the joy of games and Goozex around the trading regions of USA, Canada, and supposedly Bermuda, too.The holidays are the perfect time for sharing the joy of gaming with others, and the message of Goozus has stayed clear and true throughout the ages: Be frugal with your money, and dont spend your 60 bucks unless its going to take too damn long to wait in line!
Channel: Gaming
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: SPJglitches
Length: 02:38
Rating: 5.00
Views: 220
Video Comments
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YourPrivateArea (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
nice man good luck!
SQUIDMACK (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
That was so well done. Best goozex video ever.PS: I am not sure it is OK to put up graven images of goozus. It might be, but I would not stand near you during lightning.
nukyew2 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Good job man!
CambioJoe (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
bwa ja ja
GoozexCentral (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Another great SPJGlitches video! |
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